Becoming a "Certified" Ghost Hunter

This is pure and utter Bullsh*t....

People...Listen to me, and listen good...

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "CERTIFIED GHOST HUNTER"!!!!

Do NOT fall for the scams that are going around by various groups and individuals, who are claiming to "certify" you to be a Ghost Hunter, at an outrageously RIDICULOUS PRICE!!!

Who do these people think they are?

They draw you in by playing on your gullibility, the sudden "trendiness" of the Paranormal, and are MERELY trying to cash in on it. Then they'll tell you all the wrong things that THEY think is proper and all the Bullsh*t they can feed you...Now you've just become as bad as they are, and the MISINFORMATION avalanche keeps on rolling.

Be honest with yourself...Do you actually think that someone might be impressed? Do you think it'll make you look important? Do you think that any Official Agency will recognize you're new "certification", and let you out of jail after you're busted in a cemetery after hours? Do you honestly believe these people are for REAL?...The answers are, NO!!

DO NOT pay 100's of dollars for these so-called "courses" to learn that everything that has already been PROVEN FALSE as anything to do with Ghosts or the Paranormal.

These are the same people that are trying to convince themselves and others that "anything" in a photograph is a ghost...That the "courses" they "teach" are the real deal, and thrive on those over-eager innocent people that know no better.

DO NOT PAY ANYONE for any information that you can get on the web FOR FREE otherwise. Paying for something DOES NOT make it anymore VALID, nor does self-proclamation of being an amazing "psychic" or some made up form of "---ologist".

The hard fact is, when it comes to the Paranormal Studies, paying for anything by a so-called "authority" is a flat out RIP-OFF!!! Plus, if you're observant, you'll notice that birds of a feather flock together...They all link to one another's websites, and spew the same chicanery bile as the next one. Which only proves they have not done any legitimate work, studies, or experimentation for themselves. They're only repeating what someone has said, without any original ideas or done the work to back up the original ideas.

I know a lot of people that have been taken in by these various scam-artists, and have regretted every dollar they spent. Do you really think that spending $200 or more to hear someone's made up "theories", personal opinions, and personal beliefs worth it?

Question them first...ask them to provide proof of their verbal diarrhea. Ask for valid documentation proving that an "orb" is what they claim it is, that "ecto" is anything more than breath, smoke, or steam. Have them provide proof and a copy of their experiment notes that a "vortex" isn't really a camera strap. Then move on to the "unicorns and rainbows" theories about the afterlife, that have no real world backing.

I bet you won't hear from them again.

If you're just a person that has questions about a possible "haunting" you think you may have, and are searching the web for honest and reliable answers, DO NOT think that someone who is "teaching" for a price is honest and reliable. Guaranteed, they'll tell you everything you want to hear in the hopes of roping you into their web of deceptions. If they have PayPal or "Make a Donation" on the website, skip on to the next one. That right there tells you its a scam.

Any Paranormal Investigator worth contacting, will not accept for a dime...for anything!!

They are passionate about what they do, and they think and operate with their heads, not YOUR WALLET...

Any "organization" or individual that has products to sell, services to be paid for, or has their hand out is only in the "Paranormal Field" to make a fast buck...OFF OF YOU!!!

If someone cannot prove what they claim, and show you the proof...It's a scam...period!!

Please please please, do not fall for this thievery. These are the same people that are holding the honest hard working Hunters back, and making the entire Paranormal community look bad. 

Remember the words of P.T. Barnum...

"There's A Sucker Born Every Minute"....Don't become one. 

"Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit 'em on the bisqueeter." ~~~ Dean Winchester from the TV show "Supernatural"

~~~copyright 2006 Dr. Ken

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