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Gadgets!
Gadgets! Gadgets!
(or..."Buyer
Beware")

Please don't take
this as insulting or demeaning, but I have watched this very scene
unfold before my very eyes at the Mansfield Reformatory many many
times, by many many people, on many many occasions...
A "team" of ghost
hunters, each one with a specific task assigned to them, (just
like on TV) were checking out an area. The EMF man was sweeping
the room, while the Video man was capturing everything with the Nite-Shot
on. The Film Camera Operator, The Digital Camera Operator, and the
IR Thermometer person waited patiently for the EMF man to find
something.
As the
Videographer moves about, suddenly the EMF Detector goes wild.
"We have something
over here, and its close!" shouts the EMF man.
The rest of the
team rush in...stirring up dust.
"Wow...look at all
the activity!!!" beams the Video man watching the plethora of orbs
materialize in his little screen as he tries to get in closer to
record the activity, and the readings of the EMF Detector at
the same time. The EMF Detector sounding its alarm more frequently
as the Video man nears.
"The spirit must
be pissed."
The Still
Photographers, digital and film, blaze away like paparazzi...
flashes everywhere!
The digital person
jumps for joy at the orbs showing up on the LCD screen.
The IR Thermometer
person shoots a quick reading to find the temperature much
colder....on the window across the room they weren't paying
attention to as they were focused on the digital read out on the
back of the thermometer.
High Fives all
around, It's Miller Time!!...Another job well done...all of the
equipment jived up to find something.
The EMF Detector
found the Video Camera, The Video Camera with the Nite-Shot found
the dust stirred up in all the excitement, The Digital Camera
supported the video dust, and the IR Thermometer determined the
windows aren't insulated...So, to find out later that the Film
Camera didn't yield the same results as the other things, then
hence... Digital rocks, Film sucks....
Ahhh, the wonders
of technology...
They don't want to
hear rational explanations though, they paid big bucks for this
stuff...it works dammit! (deny, deny)
Sorry folks,
somebody somewhere lied...and they're making a fortune off of
other's naivete, and making them feel as though their money was well
spent.
Now don't get me
wrong here, I'm all for Free Enterprise and all, but to blatantly
rip off unsuspecting or unknowledgeable people just goes against
everything I hold as ethical, and just plain burns my ass. I have
actually witnessed people walking around the Mansfield Reformatory
with STUD FINDERS, that they bought online masquerading as
EMF Detectors. They would hand it to me, and ask, "Do these really
work?" and I'd answer, "Sure, if you want to hang a
picture."...needless to say they were very angry, and even more so
when they went to contact the site to complain, and found the site
no longer existed.
Just be careful
out there folks.
There are far too
many Ghost Hunter websites out there, that are more concerned about
your check clearing than actual research.
There
are other simpler, cheaper methods of finding spirit energy than
fooling around with toys...
A lot of today's
Ghost Hunters feel the need to keep abreast of technology, and
employ the "newest tools".
These include
Digital Cameras, EMF Detectors, IR Thermometers, Night Vision
devices such as army surplus goggles, or Video Cameras with
Infra-Red capabilities, Thermal Imaging Cameras, and the latest
rage, Motion Sensors.
Sure, they'll get
something, but 99% of the time, it can be explained.
I guess this can
fall into the "psychology of parapsychology" category, because most
of the people that buy this stuff are male...and you know how we are
about gadgets...
"He who dies with
the most toys, wins."...or more aptly, "still dies"...
Everybody wants to
be James Bond, or "scientific", but all the hardware in the world
won't make that happen. If you decide to use this equipment, you'd
better be a real scientist, and be ready to answer all the questions
from your client about the inner workings and properties of electro-magnetics,
thermal dynamics, optics, and architectural structural design. I
don't think the average joe is quite ready for that yet.
Spirits come and
go as they please. There are no guarantees that these things will
produce results, and make you "get one every time". Even if it did,
then what are you going to do with it?...Kind of like that dog that
likes to chase cars, what would he do if he ever caught one?
The scenario
described earlier is a perfect example. The "team" was under the
impression that they were successful because all of their gear said
so...but, they still lacked an important piece of the puzzle...Who
was it?
A whole semi truck
full of electronics won't be able to answer that.
Here is a list of
the newest toys out there for sale that claim to make you a better
ghost hunter, and why they are unreliable, and only waste of your
money...
I have personally
spent many hours testing, experimenting with, and using these
devices to determine if they were all they're supposed to be cracked
up to be, and have only found rational explanations for their
readings...
Remember the first
rule of Ghost Hunting:
Find the
explanation first...
You just can't "Oooo
and Ahhh" over a needle jumping, a light flashing, a beeper beeping,
or an immediate image.
You're there to
find answers, not put on a show or bolster your ego...Oh sure, all
that stuff looks good on the TV shows, but have you ever noticed on
those shows, whenever someone with an EMF Meter gets a "spike", its
always near a telephone line, or The Cameraman is close by?
Digital
Cameras
We've gone over
this in the Photography section, but just as a preview, let's go
over it again...
The Con's of
Digital Photography far out weigh the Pro's for ghost hunting. Too
many glitches occur due to lighting or
environment ,will show things on the image that are too
quickly accepted as spirit energy.
For instance, if
you are shooting down a dark hallway, and have a light to your back,
"orbs" will show up every time. These are the "low light" orbs that
are caused by the bleeding over of pixels or better known as
Anti-Alignment caused by the Image Sensor's inability
to compensate for certain lighting conditions.
I have a few
friends that are professional photographers by trade, who sometimes
work in the digital medium. They have told me about how an otherwise
beautiful shot was spoiled "By those damn white spots." A slight
adjustment of the background light, and the "spots" vanished.
An Anti-Alignment
filter will totally due away with those accidental "damn white
spots". It is a chip that has to be installed in the camera, for
$2300. An attachable filter is available for $300, which is more
than some models of digital cameras actually cost...
Dust is another
very common mistake made when trying to identify anomalies.
A "dust orb" will
be misshapen and have a brighter edge or ring around it. We've also
identified this occurrence in film cameras as well, but not as much
so as in digital cameras.
The main culprit
here, is the Image Sensor....
Electronics are
far more sensitive than mechanics in the comparison of digital vs.
film cameras.
The Image Sensor
will detect everything and anything, including impurities in the air
such as dust, and record it in the memory as part of the natural
scene being photographed.
Add being lit up
by the flash, and you have instant "ghost picture". Try taking the
same photo without the flash, and you'll have a clear
picture....darker of course, but there won't be any trophy orbs...
Now matter how
well a person can clean their house, there will always be dust in
the air, be it from the carpet or clothing, it can and will show up
in digital images. There is no such thing as a dust-free house...
The price range of
digital cameras is anywhere from $250 to $1000's
EMF
Detectors
These are probably
the most popular gizmos on the rip-off market today.
They were
originally designed for use for power companies to detect
electro-magnetic fields around the power lines to record safe
working ranges.
I can just imagine
someone sitting around one day, after watching "Ghostbusters" one
too many times, and wanting to emulate Egon's PK Meter....So the
marketing boom begins.
Fact of the matter
is, with these EMF Meter's, you will find more TV's, VCR's,
Microwave Oven's, Dishwashers, Ceiling Fan's, Telephone Wire's,
Computer's, Printer's, and...even the rest of your own ghost hunting
equipment, such as Tape Recorder's, Video Camera's, and Digital
Camera's.
These devices will
"spike" near anything that produces a magnetic field...which
generally is anything electronic.
My own personal
experiments with EMF Detectors have proven all of the above to be
true.
Many recorded
instances of spirits interfering with electronic devices, such as
stereo's, TV's, and telephones automatically tell us that nothing is
impervious to spirit energy. So what makes these little gems
infallible? They can be tampered with, and have the batteries sucked
dry just like anything else. We've had flashlights, motor driven
cameras, and video equipment fail on us for no reason, only to "come
back to life" when we left a particular area.
In talking with
other Ghost hunters, who were the "hardcore" type, and used every
device known to man, they have told me that in order to effectively
get a "good reading", that you have to actually stick the EMF meter
into the spirit energy. Well, you have to find it first,
don't you?
You have to sweep
the entire room to find a space where the little needle will twitch.
By the time all that takes place, the energy could have left the
room and went somewhere else, leaving you in the room all by
yourself wasting time....but dowsing rods will take you right to an
energy and cross when you're in it...
EMF Meters range
in price from $19.95 to $200+...
Experiment
#1....Walking through the house, not watching where I was going,
only following the signal from the EMF meter....
*beep beep
beep*,VCR.....
*beep beep
beep*,Microwave....
*beep beep
beep*,Ceiling Fan....
Experiment
#2....Following one of my cohort's advice, I went down and threw the
breaker box off...no power in the house...
*beep beep beep*,
TV....
*beep beep beep*,
Radio....
*beep beep beep*,
Telephone...
*beep beep beep*,
Refrigerator...
Then I had to go
reset all of my damn clocks...
You see, the CRT
or the picture tube of a television will retain a charge of up to
30,000 volts even after being unplugged. Radios have speakers
containing powerful magnets, and Refrigerators have magnets around
the doors, and also hold their charge.
There are a 1001
variables that will make an EMF Detector "spike", such as
environment, or geographic location. Power lines, Ley Lines, Ore
Deposits, or even building materials such as Sandstone will emit
minute magnetic fields.
Sandstone has a
high content of Quartz. We all know that a distinct property of
quartz, is its ability to hold and to reverberate energy...that's
how your wrist watch works. Remember the old "Crystal Radio Kits"?
Try this
one...Hold your EMF Detector on your quartz wrist watch. The needle
with twitch with every movement of the second hand.
IR
Thermometers
One of the newest
toys going around today...everybody just has to have one!!
The problem with
these is, they only record surface temperatures...like
on the floor or far wall. They will not record
temperature changes associated with "cold spots" in mid-air.
These were made
for use by Mechanics, Computer Repair Technicians, Window
Installers, and Heating & Air Conditioning guys...so unless you are
one of the above, don't waste your hard earned cash.
These have no
business in Ghost Hunting...
It's just another
gimmick...or a $100 cat toy. (they love the laser)
If you already
have one try this, you'll see what I mean....
Light a candle or
a lighter, and aim the laser into the flame. You'll get a heat
reading...Now aim the laser over the flame where the heat is
rising (like cold spots in mid-air)...you'll get the temperature of
the far wall in the room.
If these were
supposed to detect cold spots like the claims, they would
also detect the heat, right?....Save your money.
The accuracy of
these are + or - 2% of the reading, or 4 degrees F/2 C whichever is
greater.
(ya call that
being precise?)
These things range
in price from Radio Shack's $49.95 to the more expensive $119
models, and they all work the same way...
Experiment
#1....This may have been a little extreme, but it got the result I
suspected.
I turned on one of
the front burners on my stove, and shot the laser directly at it, it
registered 284 degrees F....next, I shot the laser over the burner,
and it only registered 77 degrees, room temperature...of the wall.
Experiment #2....I
filled a big glass measuring cup with water, and added a half of a
tray of ice cubes. The laser registered 33 degrees when put directly
onto the ice. I took the reading from the wall behind the measuring
cup, 64 degrees.
Shooting the laser
through the clear glass cup, it registered 60 degrees.
Thinking I didn't
give the water enough time to cool, I waited a few minutes. The next
reading was 62 degrees...
(there's that + or
- 4 degree variable)
Experiment
#3....Before taking a nice hot shower, I measured the bathroom wall
temperature at 66 degrees. I took my shower with the door closed to
contain the heat and steam. Immediately after getting out, I
measured the room while it was still hot and steamy. I could see the
laser's beam in the steam, but it still registered 66 degrees on the
wall....
Experiment
#4....Turn on a fan, any kind will do from a box fan to a desktop
model. Turn it on "high", you can feel the cool area of the wind,
and the warmer area around it. (like a cold spot)
Turn off the fan,
and take a temperature reading of the wall. Now turn the fan back on
and wait a few seconds for the air to cool down. Feel inside the
wind tunnel, then the area around it. You'll feel the difference in
temperature with your hands. Take another reading with the
thermometer through the wind tunnel, and you'll get the same wall
temperature as before, or the + or - variable depending on where
your heating ducts are located in the walls.
Night-Vision
Some video
camera's have a Nite-Shot option that allows you to "see" in total
darkness. This is only true if you want to see a few feet in front
you...in total darkness. The range is limited by the distance the
Infra-Red beam is able to travel, without being absorbed by the
darkness. To "see" in total darkness, you'll still have to use the
camera's lamp, which will drain the battery quickly, or use a
flashlight, which kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
Night Vision works
on the exact same principle as digital camera's do. They have an
image sensor that does the recording and storing, and will
also pick up the same impurities floating around in the air
due to the IR beam reflecting off of dust or pollen particles the
majority of the time.
Now, I'm not
saying Nite-Shot is completely useless. It has picked up some
anomalies, but you have to be able to discern the difference between
a dust storm, and a spirit energy. Look at the beam of your
flashlight, or better yet the camera's lamp...if you see dust in the
beam, that's what you are recording, so make note of it...
Army Surplus
Night-Vision Goggles?...you're kidding, right?
Once again,
straight out of "Ghostbusters"...Ray Stantz, Dan Aykroyd's
character, used them all the time. It's just a movie!
Not only are these
things extremely expensive, but they make you look silly too.
Plus, as an after
thought, have you ever bought anything that was army surplus that
actually worked?
Thermal
Imaging Cameras
To be honest, I've
never used one, but I want one. I've read up on how they work, and
it seems like something actually useful....but....
If you can afford
the $11,000 price tag for a "basic" model, can I hit you up for a
grant?
Motion
Sensors
These are starting
to pop up in the website "toy departments" everywhere on the net. Be
careful if you want to try these out. They're the same Home Security
devices found in your local D.Y.I., Loew's, or Sears Hardware
stores. The salesmen buy the inexpensive models, double the
price, hype it up, then try to pawn it off to the novice ghost
hunter.
If you're really
that curious about them, just go to the store...don't finance
someone's trip to Hawaii...
I rigged up a
portable model using a battery powered motion sensor and clamp-on
work light. It was fairly inexpensive to build, around 30 bucks,
give or take, total...
The motion sensor
unit is an adaptor that turns any light or lamp into an alarm. It
screws into the light socket, then the bulb goes into the adapter's
socket, and there's a wire that plugs into the sensor unit.
All in all, it
works fine for entering a dark room at night, but not for picking up
any form of spirit-type energy.
Motion Sensor's
work by detecting changes in the environment, such as body heat,
movement, or ultra-sonic sound. It works by emitting a signal that
bounces around the room and returns to the unit. The unit turns on
when it detects a change or disruption in the returning
signal...kind of like radar or sonar, just to give you an idea...
The one that I
have works on body heat and movement.
I've tried to
re-create conditions such as temperature changes and light & shadowy
effects in the attempt to trigger the the device, but so far the
only thing that has worked was holding a lighter up close to it. The
lighter didn't trip the signal at a reasonable distance...like
across the room.
If an object is
too small, or moves too fast, it won't trigger the sensor.
The detection
field is 120 degrees X 50', so it covers a pretty large area, but it
doesn't go through walls or other objects that may block the signal.
"The Box
Experiment"
I found a large
cardboard box, about 5 feet long, two feet high, and about a foot
and a half wide, and cut "windows" and a small hole in the end. I
placed the Sensor unit into the end hole, so the box now acted as a
"room", while blocking the signal from my movement.
I covered the
"windows" at different times, to vary the amount of light entering
the box. Tests with light, light direction, or
movement of light did not trip the Sensor at all. I even went as
far as to blow smoke into the box, making the beam of a flashlight
physically visible, still no reaction to the movement. I tried
different kinds of light i.e., florescent, incandescent, ambient,
and even tried a black light...nope, light or movement of light has
nothing to do with it. I went as far as firing up my magnetic
generator to see if the sensor would pick up the pulsation of
the emitted magnetic waves. That didn't work either. So they won't
detect electro-magnetic fields...
I swung an empty
pop can, on a thread, in front of the window on the far end of the
box...no reaction.
What did
work however, was filling the can with hot water. The can itself
became hot, and tripped the sensor, both in a stationary position,
and swinging it passed the window. O.k., so it detected heat...the
next step was to see if it would find a "cold spot".
Starting out with
extreme measures, and winding down from there is always best. That
way you can tell if the slowing down of a process will work during a
"normal" condition.
I placed a small
space heater in one of the boxes windows, and let it run for a few
minutes. The temperature inside the box rose to 105 degrees.
The night before,
I half filled a pop can with water and put it in the freezer.
Taking the nice
cold can out, and tying a thread to it, I slowly lowered it into the
hot environment of the box. The sensor did not trip while the can
remained still, but it did trip when I swung the can. So in
that aspect, it found the movement of the "cold spot".
I turned off the
space heater, and let the interior of the box cool down, while
re-testing the can at intervals, a few minutes at a time, until the
box became room temperature.
The sensor tripped
when the ice cold can moved in room temperature.
I also got to
thinking about humidity, and wondered if that played a key
role also. I fired up the space heater again, and placed a small
bowl of water inside the box, under the window the heater was in.
After about 20 minutes, the duct tape on the box started to melt, so
I removed the cover of the top window. The air that came out felt
almost tropical, like a mini-sauna. The sensor tripped when I
lowered the can inside.
All-righty
then...we got the motion sensor to react to a "cold spot" in
a controlled environment, the ultimate test will be in
practical field testing.
So far so good on
this one, but...its a double-edged sword...it might work, but
it's just more stuff to tote around, pack and unpack, and clutter up
the place with a mile of extension cords...
**2-08-02...We
got the opportunity to do some field testing.
Conclusion...Total
Bust!!
We were given
permission to check out a reputed haunting at a resturaunt. Since it
was a public place and not a person's home, I saw it as the perfect
chance to experiment a little.
We set up the
Motion Sensor in the corner of the most active room, and sat there
waiting for it to trip. It went off when we moved...but
not when our auto-focuses and dowsing rods were
going ape-shit, and we actually felt a "cold spot" moving around the
room...
Live and learn.
You'll never know about something for sure, unless you work with it
yourself...now we know. Actually doing, and not assuming
something will work, is the only way to get results.
All these gadgets,
gizmos, toys and playthings are mostly just for show...and take a
safari team to carry around with you. Numbers, lights, and sound
effects mean absolutely nothing.
Keep it
simple and travel light.....Everything
I need to do a private residence investigation fits into a small
camera bag.
You have to
remember, you're going into someone's home. Don't clutter it up with
unnecessary junk. It doesn't impress anyone, and only appears
intimidating to the resident. They have enough problems with
"intruders", you're there to comfort them...not add to it.
If you want to
take pictures, stick to film....400 ASA is best.
If you want to
look for magnetic fields, use a compass...
If you find a cold
spot, just stick your hand in it, then around the outside of it.
Remember, numbers mean absolutely nothing...and bare in mind,
Thermal Drafts.
Learn how to
Dowse...after you've gotten the hang of doing it correctly and
accurately, it will heighten your own natural ability. After a while
of practice, you won't even need the rods anymore, you can point to
energies with your finger....
So here's a quick
run down:
Digital Camera:
$200+
Cheapy
Point-n-Shoot: $40... roll of 36 exp.: $4... Processing: $7
EMF Meter: $ 200+
Compass: $2
IR Thermometer:
$100+
Hand: Free
Brass rod stock to
make your own Dowsing Rods: $1.89
Gadgets and
gizmos.... Total: $500+
Simple
Things............... Total: $50+
You do the math...
Now some hard-core
individuals will want to argue with these findings. Try the afore
mentioned experiments in your own home so you'll see I'm not just
blowing smoke. The results just might surprise you.
In all
seriousness...The choice is your's to buy these things or not, but
if this stuff actually worked, I'd use it myself.
~~~copyright 2006
Dr. Ken
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the written consent of Dr. Ken
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